VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Unwilling to part with an event that has brought global recognition to their city, Vancouver authorities have declared they will be extending the 2010 Winter Olympics for another three years.
Month: February 2010
Toyota Camry Sprouts Wings, Flies into 61st Floor of Empire State Building
A Toyota Camry sprouted wings and flew uncontrollably from a highway in Massachusetts into the 61st floor of the Empire State Building over the weekend.
Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew
BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.
“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #6
Number six in a collection of Super Bowl commercials that CBS refused to air.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #5
Number five in a collection of Super Bowl commercials the networks refused to air.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #4
Number four in a collection of Super Bowl commercials the TV networks refused to air.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #3
Number three in a collection of Super Bowl commercials rejected or banned by the TV networks.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #2
Number two in a collection of Super Bowl commercials rejected or banned by the TV networks.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #1
A collection of Super Bowl commercials the TV networks refused to air.
Super Bowl Delayed to Give Fan Time to Purchase TV
Superbowl XLIV has been delayed indefinitely today, to give dock worker Harry Archburn enough time to purchase his first HD television set, return home and install it in time for the big game.
