TALLAHASSEE, FL – Republican Governor Rick Scott today signed legislation that would make it legal to use lethal force against black citizens if they appear threatening, frightening, or just “dark and ominous.”
Year: 2012
New Arizona Law Says Life Begins at Fantasy
Arizona lawmakers voted to pass legislation that defines life as beginning the moment a person fantasizes about having sex.
Secret Service Foils Colombian Prostitution Price Gouging Scheme
President Obama thanked the members of the Secret Service Wednesday for bringing an end to a Colombian prostitution price gouging scheme.
Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate
Mitt Romney surprised pundits on both sides of the aisle today when he announced his wallet will be joining the GOP ticket as his vice presidential running mate.
North Korea’s ‘Satellites at Bottom of Sea’ Program a Success
North Korea successfully launched another multi-million dollar piece of technology to the floor of the Atlantic Ocean.
GOP Dead at 156
The Republican Party was found dead in its apartment Thursday, the victim of apparent suicide.
68% of Republicans Favor Concession Speech by Romney Over Santorum
Republicans overwhelmingly prefer Mitt Romney over Rick Santorum to make the late night concession speech and conciliatory phone call to Obama, according to a new poll released today.
Mastermind in ‘Bees for Honey’ Ring Nabbed in Sting Operation
Federal agents announced Monday the arrest of Guillermo “The Beekeeper” Patterson, leader of the notorious “Bees for Honey” ring.
The Skunk UFO Project #1
Actual footage of fake UFO sightings.
The Vomitorium
James Belushi stars as a scientist who gets caught in a time-warp and travels back to ancient Rome, where he is hired as an inspector for the city-state’s vomitoriums.
