It was foolish and dangerous. I meet all my convicted murderers on eHarmony.
— Letitia Fomnincha,
Fast Food Supervisor,
Fort Worth, TX
Year: 2015
Dennis Hastert had sex with male students. Does that make him gay?
Depends on what he was wearing at the time.
— Chad Ordenhaever,
Barrista,
New Haven, CT
Should Caitlyn Jenner be allowed to use the ladies’ room?
“After she takes a few private lessons, and with enough practice, I don’t see why not.”
— Jennifer Turrow
Sleep Study Intern
Hope, Arkansas
Chinese Officials Go On Spending Spree with Hacked Credit Card Info
BEJING (TheSkunk.org) — The recent hacking by China into a US government employee database has allowed Chinese officials to utilize stolen credit card information to
Study: Delusional Candidates Unqualified for Presidency
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A recent report appearing in Psychology Today finds that unpopular presidential candidates with absolutely no chances of being elected — such
Bones Found in Desert Belong to Skeleton
The bones, hard and white, and of varying shapes and sizes, were discovered by some backpackers who were out for a day hike.
Congressman Caught Voting Against Interests of Large Corporate Donor
Dennison voted against legislation that would open up unlimited coastline to Shell for oil exploration and drilling — a vote in direct opposition to the company’s interests.
IRS Scam Bilks Citizens Out of Billions
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — An organization calling itself “The IRS” is demanding that millions of US citizens fill out a complicated form and return it to
