Washington (TheSkunk.org) — In a statement from the Oval Office today, President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name. Contending that the former designation, North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), carries with it a “bad connotation,” Trump declared the new name for the agreement to be the Canada US Mexico Sustainable Trade Agreement Instead of NAFTA (CUMSTAIN).
Trump lauded the new moniker as another win for his legacy. “Out of my many great achievements,” he proclaimed, “CUMSTAIN is what I will be remembered for.”
Perfect way to remember him!