Cats No Longer Considered Mammals
PRAGUE (TheSkunk.org) – “Down with Cats!” was the cry from a group of renowned animal…
Animals
Wishing You a Benevolent Skunk Day
Happy Skunk Day! I bet most of you didn’t even know this was a holiday….
Spider Accuses Homeowners of Using Chemical Weapons
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — A black widow spider residing at the 3700 block of Elm…
Donkey-Zebra Sex Outlawed in North Carolina
Raleigh, NC (TheSkunk.org) –The Republican controlled legislature today passed a bill banning donkeys from having…
A Belated Happy National Skunk Day
As inconceivable as it seems, we completely missed National Skunk Day — and it’s all your fault!
Cat’s Meow Doesn't Wake Sleeping Family in Apt. Fire
VENICE, CA — Devon and Madeline Sutton died in an apartment fire Thursday, despite the cries of a three-year-old tabby cat who meowed vigorously.
Dog Travels 1400 Miles Back to Its Old Cage at Animal Shelter
ALTOONA, AL (TheSkunk.org) — A female cocker spaniel traveresed a thousand miles of unfamiliar terrain for six weeks to make her way back to her old cage at the Etowah County Animal Shelter.
Stray Dog: 'I Mounted Herman Cain's Leg'
ROANOAKE, TX — An abandoned golden retriever claims to have mounted Herman Cain’s legs on several occasions going back to 2005.
Cat Forced to Vacuum Up Its Own Fur
SAN JOSE, CA (TheSkunk.org) — A short-haired calico cat was forced by its owners Thursday to vacuum up its own fur.
Deer Caught in Headlights, Unable to Move
Despite ample opportunity to run to the side of the road, the animal apparently became paralyzed, allowing the two-and-a-half-ton Ford 150 to slam into it at 60 mph.
