WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South Carolina senator’s transition from “something humanoid” to a “worshipping, ass-kissing,
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Trump to Provide Gold Toilets to Refugee Children
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for the poor conditions in which immigrant children are forced reside,
First Lady Changes Name of ‘Be Best’ Campaign to ‘Be Da Best’
Melania Trump has decided to change the name of her anti-bullying campaign, from “Be Best” to “Be Da Best.”
Thousands of Camouflaged Military Vehicles Go Missing
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Over 10,000 camouflaged tanks, armored personnel carriers, and combat support vehicles have mysteriously vanished, according to Pentagon officials. The vehicles, painted in
