Trump’s Hawaii Investigators Found Dead
HONOLULU (TheSkunk.org) — After an anonymous tip on Monday, authorities uncovered the remains of the…
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Trump to Pardon Bill Cosby
In a light night tweet, President-Elect Donald Trump yesterday said he would pardon comedian Bill Cosby, who faces prosecution on three counts of felony aggravated assault case from 2004.
Barron Trump to Serve as Secretary of Child Labor
President-Elect Donald Trump today announced he has appointed his youngest son, Barron Trump, 10, to serve as head of the newly created Department of Child Labor.
Trump to Re-Open U.S. Internment Camps; Will Make Japan Pay for It
Manzanar, CA (TheSkunk.org) – In his latest speech on foreign policy, Republican presidential candidate Donald…
Tenants of Trump Tower Petition for Name Change
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) – Residents of Trump Tower have signed a petition asking that Trump’s…
Justice Ginsburg Apologizes for Calling Trump ‘A Faker’; Says ‘Egomaniacal Shit Stain’ More Appropriate
Had she thought about it, explained Ginsburg, she would have referred to the Republican Presidential nominee as an “ego-maniacal shit stain” or a “puss-infused phlegm ball.”
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Trump Vows to Bring Scalia Back from the Dead
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) — Claiming that he has a “knack for bringing the deceased back…
Trump’s Plan to Deport Illegals Would Exclude the Ones Working for Him
New York (TheSkunk.org) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump today clarified his position on illegal immigration,…
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
