Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
The Real Mitt Romney
Businessman? Liar? Mormon Missionary? Cabbage Patch Kid? Just who is the real Mitt Romney?
Romney Campaign Reveals Debate Zingers
DENVER (TheSkunk.org) — The Romney campaign has released a list of the so-called “zingers” Governor…
Romney's Campaign Shuttle Flies Over 47% of the Country
Mitt Romney’s flight thrills fans nationwide.
Mormons Attack New Zealand Embassy to Protest Broadway Musical
An angry mob of Mormon activists broke through the gates of the New Zealand embassy to protest the Broadway musical “the Book of Mormon.”
Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory
Mitt Romney slammed President Obama for squandering millions of taxpayer dollars in a real estate transaction with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Romney Tells Jews He Played Shofar in High School Band
Mitt Romney recalled fondly how he used to play the shofar in his high school marching band.
New Pennsylvania Ad Changes Voting Date for Republicans to November 7
A new ad advising Pennsylvania voters of the revised voting dates.
Romney Leads Obama Among Oblivious Voters
Gov.Mitt Romney leads President Obama among oblivious voters, according to a new CNN poll released today.
Ann Romney to Debate Michelle Obama
The “First Lady Debate” will be the first in history to pit the spouses of presidential candidates against one another.
Staples Inks Deal with Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood has signed a deal to be the spokesperson for Staples, the office supply company that received startup capital from Mitt Romney.
