GM Recalling Every Car it Ever Made
DETROIT (TheSkunk.org) — In light of reported fatalities related to faulty ignition switches and power…
DETROIT (TheSkunk.org) — In light of reported fatalities related to faulty ignition switches and power…
General Motors Corp. is recalling 1.5 million vehicles because of potential cranial impalings.
A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle.
DETROIT — The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail their respective firms out from under their mismanagement and poor judgment, have issued a statement today outlining plans for their joint suicide. Should any of the Big Three automakers be unable to repay the billions of dollars they are requesting from the federal government, all three CEOs have vowed to kill themselves.