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April 18, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate

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Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate

Mitt Romney surprised pundits on both sides of the aisle today when he announced his wallet will be joining the GOP ticket as his vice presidential running mate.

April 2, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

68% of Republicans Favor Concession Speech by Romney Over Santorum

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68% of Republicans Favor Concession Speech by Romney Over Santorum

Republicans overwhelmingly prefer Mitt Romney over Rick Santorum to make the late night concession speech and conciliatory phone call to Obama, according to a new poll released today.

February 6, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media

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Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media

BOSTON — Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took down his Facebook page Monday and replaced it with the words “Go Away,” making him the first politician to use antisocial media to spread his detached message of aloofness and indifference to American voters.

January 5, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Wants U.S. Tax Revenue Paid Directly to Him

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Romney Wants U.S. Tax Revenue Paid Directly to Him

MANCHESTER, N.H. — In a speech to a group of supporters, Mitt Romney today proposed that all U.S. tax revenue be paid directly to him. Under the new “Internal Romney Service,” personal and corporate tax payments would no longer be made out to the “IRS,” but to “Mitt Romney,” and deposited electronically into his personal bank account.

December 14, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Mitt Romney: 'S Corporations are People with Spina Bifida'

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Mitt Romney: 'S Corporations are People with Spina Bifida'

GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney told students at the University of New Hampshire that “S corporations are people with spina bifida.”

December 10, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

‘Obama Is Serial Killer Whose Murderous Rampage Must Stop,’ Says Mitt Romney

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‘Obama Is Serial Killer Whose Murderous Rampage Must Stop,’ Says Mitt Romney

DES MOINES, Iowa (TheSkunk.org) — GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney today accused President Obama of being a psychopathic serial killer, whose trail of dead corpses has put our country’s financial system at risk of total collapse.

November 4, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them

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GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them

GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments ‘Over-Regulation’; Would Repeal Five of Them

January 28, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Mitt Romney Eager to Lose 2012 Election

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Mitt Romney Eager to Lose 2012 Election

Former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is eager to lose the 2012 election to incumbent Barack Obama.

June 19, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Republicans Propose Ayatollah System for U.S.

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Republicans Propose Ayatollah System for U.S.

WASHINGTON, DC — In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government.

August 20, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

McCain Vetting VPs over Strip Poker

Election 2008
McCain Vetting VPs over Strip Poker

John McCain will be hosting an evening of strip poker at his ranch in Sedona, Arizona.

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