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May 19, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Ketchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death

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Ketchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death

Researchers found that habitual ketchup users had a lower risk of death than their snobby, elitist counterparts. Subjects who went through four or five bottles per week lived the longest.

May 18, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

CNN 'Race Study' Draws Criticism

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CNN 'Race Study' Draws Criticism

A recent CNN study into the racial preferences of children stirs controversy.

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October 26, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Booger Stem Cells Show Promise

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Booger Stem Cells Show Promise

SANTA CLARITA, CA — Researchers at College of the Canyons have released results to a study suggesting that human boogers may contain stem cells with similar regenerative qualities to those of embryos.

July 29, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Old Men Have Shorter Life Expectancies

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Old Men Have Shorter Life Expectancies

CHICAGO — Results of a study conducted by the Journal of American Research suggest that old men have a shorter life expectancy than that of their younger counterparts.

November 3, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Lack of Education Linked to Stupidity

CHICAGO — Pioneering research suggests that stupidity is much higher among people who lack an education.  Researchers tested 200 adults from all regions of the country,

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