McCain Gets 58% of Jowl Vote
In a nationwide survey conducted Tuesday, John McCain received the support of 58% of Americans with droopy jowls.
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NASA Scientists Reveal McCain Dead for Years
Satellite imagery from NASA’s LANDSAT program has revealed striking evidence that John McCain died over…
McCain to Form Committee on Pandering
John McCain has formed a committee to track down Americans to whom he has not…
The Onion Endorses Kucinich
“The Onion” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.
