In a nationwide survey conducted Tuesday, John McCain received the support of 58% of Americans with droopy jowls.
Month: June 2008
NASA Scientists Reveal McCain Dead for Years
Satellite imagery from NASA’s LANDSAT program has revealed striking evidence that John McCain died over 50,000 years ago. “We can assess the age of an
McCain to Form Committee on Pandering
John McCain has formed a committee to track down Americans to whom he has not yet pandered. McCain said there are still many sections of
The Onion Endorses Kucinich
“The Onion” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.
