Month: July 2009

• Skunk Nation

Palin Pronounced Brain-Dead

Editors July 4, 2009

WASILLA -- Alaskan Governor Sarah Plain was pronounced brain-dead Friday after reporters found her outside her Wasilla...

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• Entertainment
• Featured

Tito Jackson Seeks to Replace Brother as 'King of Pop'

Editors July 3, 2009

LOS ANGELES -- Tito Jackson declared himself the new King of Pop today, promising to fill the...

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• Celebrity
• Entertainment

Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams Slighted in Jackson Will

Editors July 2, 2009

HOLLYWOOD -- Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael...

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• Celebrity

Jackson's Black Body Also Found Dead

Editors July 1, 2009

LOS ANGELES -- In a sad turn of events, the black body of Michael Jackson was found...

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• Politics

Gov. Sanford Sent Same Sex Letter to all Mistresses

Editors July 1, 2009

Gov. Sanford sent the same sex letter to all his mistresses, and boy are they pissed.

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• Economy

IOUs Become Official Currency of California

Editors July 1, 2009

SACRAMENTO -- Governor Schwarzenegger today declared that IOUs will be the new currency of the State of...

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