WASILLA — Alaskan Governor Sarah Plain was pronounced brain-dead Friday after reporters found her outside her Wasilla home, mumbling incoherently.
Month: July 2009
Tito Jackson Seeks to Replace Brother as 'King of Pop'
LOS ANGELES — Tito Jackson declared himself the new King of Pop today, promising to fill the void in fans’ hearts left by the death of his superstar younger brother.
Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams Slighted in Jackson Will
HOLLYWOOD — Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael Jackson’s will.
Jackson's Black Body Also Found Dead
LOS ANGELES — In a sad turn of events, the black body of Michael Jackson was found dead Wednesday, less than a week after his white one departed.
Gov. Sanford Sent Same Sex Letter to all Mistresses
Gov. Sanford sent the same sex letter to all his mistresses, and boy are they pissed.
IOUs Become Official Currency of California
SACRAMENTO — Governor Schwarzenegger today declared that IOUs will be the new currency of the State of California.
