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December 28, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

New TSA Rule: No Bombs in Carry-On

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New TSA Rule: No Bombs in Carry-On

The TSA’s “Prohibited Items” list, which has been evolving since 9/11, forbids passengers from bringing certain potentially dangerous objects onto a plane, including axes and hatchets, cattle prods, crowbars, dynamite, fireworks, hand grenades and large bottles of shampoo, but until now, has never specifically prohibited bombs.

December 23, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Neighbors Legalize Pot for Themselves

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Neighbors Legalize Pot for Themselves

GRANADA HILLS, CA — On a quiet cul-de-sac in this sleepy Los Angeles suburb, neighbors have voted to legalize marijuana for their own personal use .

December 21, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Kucinich Demands Recount

Over a year has passed since the 2008 presidential election, and Dennis Kucinich still thinks he won. “I am confident,” said Kucinich, “that once the American people examine the facts, they will agree that I am their president.”

December 21, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Hollywood’s Talent-Challenged Celebrate Life of Brittany Murphy

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Hollywood’s Talent-Challenged Celebrate Life of Brittany Murphy

HOLLYWOOD, Ca — Scores of unsuccessful actors, bad writers, producers of B-movies and Gary Coleman gathered today at the Hollywood Forever cemetery to celebrate the life of the late Brittany Murphy.

December 20, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Cooking for Kids

Education Video
Cooking for Kids

Uncle Bub demonstrates how to prepare a breakfast that your kids will eat

December 20, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Bring a Little Jingle

Entertainment Video
Bring a Little Jingle

Celebrate Christmas with America’s favorite singing siblings, The Farbersons.

December 17, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Deer Caught in Headlights, Unable to Move

Animals
Deer Caught in Headlights, Unable to Move

Despite ample opportunity to run to the side of the road, the animal apparently became paralyzed, allowing the two-and-a-half-ton Ford 150 to slam into it at 60 mph.

December 10, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Tiger Woods to Endorse Sperm Bank

Business Sports
Tiger Woods to Endorse Sperm Bank

DENVER — On the heels of Gatorade and other major companies terminating their sponsorship agreements with Tiger Woods, the Heritage Sperm Repository of Colorado Springs has announced a major endorsement deal with the renowned golfer.

December 8, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Palin Fans Can't Read Book

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Palin Fans Can't Read Book

FORKS BEND, KY – Some fans of Sarah Palin were disappointed with the former Alaska Governor’s best seller, “Going Rogue,” when they realized they were unable to decipher its contents.

December 7, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Bank Offers Free Anal Sex with Checking

Business
Bank Offers Free Anal Sex with Checking

NEW YORK — One of the nation’s hugest financial institutions is offering its customers free anal sex when they open a new account.

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