The Osama bin Laden Death Song

It’s been six  months since his demise, and we couldn’t find a single song recounting the death of Osama bin Laden.  Believe me, we looked. So we took the liberty of coming up with one ourselves — the lyrics, to be specific.

It’s written to the tune of a famous Disney song, so we couldn’t post the music here, but you’re welcome to sing it aloud in the privacy of your own home. Who knows, perhaps someday we could persuade the South Park guys to turn it into a Broadway musical.

The Osama bin Laden Death Song

(To the tune of “Prince Ali” from Disney’s Aladdin.)

Lyrics by Braddon Mendelson

Dead is he! Take it from me!

Osama Bin Laden

Taken down, shot with two rounds

Accurately!

Used fear and death as his tool

Killed thousands keeping his cool

But now he pushes up kelp indefinitely.

Dead is he!

Under the sea!

Osama Bin Laden

Crashed some planes into the sky of NYC!

He met his ultimate doom

Commandoes entered his room

And now he snoozes entombed

Under the Sea.