December 19, 2024

Imaginary Obama Polling Higher Than Romney

In a new CNN poll released immediately following the Republican National Convention, the imaginary President Obama created by actor Clint Eastwood leads Mitt Romney by 15 points.

TAMPA, FL (TheSkunk.org) — In a new CNN poll released immediately following the Republican National Convention, the imaginary President Obama created by actor Clint Eastwood leads Mitt Romney by 15 points.

If the election were held today, 55% of registered voters say they would vote for the invisible, illusory version of Barack Obama over the former Massachusetts governor.

60% found the phantom Obama more likeable than Romney, and 70% said the empty chair on the stage would have more empathy than Romney for the problems of average, working-class Americans.

Braddon Mendelson