“As long as they have an exception for rape and incest, I guess I’m okay with it…”
Paula Balaban,
Kindergarten Teacher,
Bangor, ME
Month: June 2013
NSA Leaker Snowden Executed by Chinese as ‘Preventative Measure’
BEIJING (TheSkunk.org) — Edward Snowden, the 29-year-old college dropout whose disclosure of top secret U.S. government security information caused a storm of controversy, has been
Disney Acquires Porn Company
BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media, the country’s largest producer of hardcore adult entertainment. The announcement
It’s National Skunk Day, Again
It’s that time of year when we celebrate those odoriferous little creatures who have showered humanity with untold moments of rancidity and redolence. Of course,
IRS Accused of Extorting Millions from Working-Class Americans
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Internal Revenue Service targeted millions of citizens in a wide-ranging extortion ring, according to a new report published Monday. IRS employees
Should the Government Be Allowed to Collect Our Phone Numbers?
What difference does it make? They’ll have their way with me, then I’ll wait by the phone all day and they’ll never call. They never do.
— Nancy Korr,
Student,
Miami, FL
Terrorists Outraged at NSA Surveillance
MIDDLE EAST (TheSkunk.org) — A group of Islamic Jihadists bashed the U.S. government Monday for what it calls “a flagrant violation of personal privacy.” According
