An unemployed bartender who watched the entire Dorner investigation on TV was the recipient of the $1 million reward.
Year: 2013
At Carnival, Every Deck is a Poop Deck
Carnival Cruise Line’s new “Go Where You Are” policy allows passengers to complete their business wherever they are on the ship.
Pope Offered Job as Tobacco Lobbyist
Ending days of speculation on what Pope Benedict XVI will be doing in retirement now that he has announced his resignation, the Pontiff told reporters he has accepted a job with RJ Reynolds Tobacco, and will be working to help Congress draft laws that are “sensible for the tobacco industry.”
Fugitive Squirrel Lurking Somewhere in Neighborhood
Deputies are combing the neighborhood for the suspected nut grabber.
Who is Wayne LaPierre?
Devil? Purveyor of Death? Just who is this guy who wants to arm America to the hilt?
The Jobs Report
Steve Jobs returns to earth as a ghost, communicating with mortals through an iPhone and scaring the sh*t out of Apple CEO Tim Cook.
AAA Warns Members of Government ‘Car Grabbers’
“If the government sends their black helicopters to come after our cars,” said AAA President and CEO Robert Darbelnet, “they will be in for the fight of their lives.”
Les Misérables Secret Revealed: Directing Was All Pre-Recorded
Les Misérables actors took directions from director Tom Hooper’s prerecorded video
