Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump condemned the chuckles and guffaws directed at him by the attendees, referring to their response as “fake laughter.”

“These world leaders are horrible, horrible hecklers,” he exclaimed. “Their reaction to my speech – which, by the way, was the best speech they had ever heard and they know it – was nothing but fake laughter.”

Trump told reporters he prefers “real laughs” to fake laughs. “These corrupt and dishonest laughers are an enemy of the people.”

He claimed the merrymaking was planned in advance by the Democrats and has called for an FBI investigation of the UN. “I am the least amusing person you will ever meet,” he stated, “believe me.”

Asked if he thought any of the giggles were genuine, he replied, “There were probably one or two real laughs out there, but the fake media isn’t reporting that. They only report on the fake laughs.”