Romney Begins Construction on His Presidential Library One Week Before Election
Romney said the library will offer a comprehensive look at his presidency, including an entire wing dedicated to “my landslide victory in the 2012 election.”
Braddon Mendelson
Undecided Voters Drawn Toward Romney's Indecisiveness
A new survey today of undecided voters found that either 60% or 75% or 32% of them were drawn toward Mitt Romney, because of the kinship they feel with the former Massachusetts Governor’s history of flip-flops, indecisiveness and fluctuating opinions.
Should Texas cheerleaders be allowed to hold up bible verses during games?
“Only if they’re sucking the backup quarterback’s dick at the same time.”
–James Z. Marquetta,
Backup Quarterback,
Stone Pony High School,
Dallas, TX
The Real Mitt Romney
Businessman? Liar? Mormon Missionary? Cabbage Patch Kid? Just who is the real Mitt Romney?
Romney Campaign Reveals Debate Zingers
DENVER (TheSkunk.org) — The Romney campaign has released a list of the so-called “zingers” Governor…
Romney's Campaign Shuttle Flies Over 47% of the Country
Mitt Romney’s flight thrills fans nationwide.
Mormons Attack New Zealand Embassy to Protest Broadway Musical
An angry mob of Mormon activists broke through the gates of the New Zealand embassy to protest the Broadway musical “the Book of Mormon.”
Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory
Mitt Romney slammed President Obama for squandering millions of taxpayer dollars in a real estate transaction with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Romney Tells Jews He Played Shofar in High School Band
Mitt Romney recalled fondly how he used to play the shofar in his high school marching band.
New Pennsylvania Ad Changes Voting Date for Republicans to November 7
A new ad advising Pennsylvania voters of the revised voting dates.
