Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S.
Mara Lago (TheSkunk.org) — President-Elect Donald Trump today promised to bring Soviet-era breadlines to the…
Culture
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl
Anaheim, CA (TheSkunk.org) – After the Swiss Embassy filed complaints about cultural appropriation of one…
Oscars to Give Out ‘Participation’ Awards
The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.
Police Blame Victim for Not Changing Color Prior to Being Shot
A black man who was shot by police at a mall should have camouflaged himself by changing skin color, say authorities.
Sandusky Asks to be Relocated to Juvenile Detention Facility
GREEN COUNTY, PA (TheSkunk.org) — After being harassed and threatened by fellow inmates at the…
Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI
HUNTSVILLE, AR (TheSkunk.org) — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions…
Top Search Terms of the Week: July 31, 2015
It’s Friday, which means it’s time again for the Top Ten Search words of the…
Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate
The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate.
Spielberg Accidentally Shoots Entire Movie in Vertical Format
Even the best of the best falter from time to time.
Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make…
