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February 12, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Phelps Scores Endorsement Deal with Bong Manufacturer

HUMBOLDT COUNTY, CA — Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has signed a three-year endorsement agreement with Toke-Rite Industries, the world’s largest manufacturer of bongs and other marijuana paraphernalia.

August 16, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Palestinian Athlete Refuses to Breathe Same Air as Israeli Team

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Palestinian Athlete Refuses to Breathe Same Air as Israeli Team

A Palestinian Olympic swimmer has declared he will not “breathe the same air” as the Israeli athletes.

August 15, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Chinese Accuse Phelps of Performance Enhancement

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Chinese Accuse Phelps of Performance Enhancement

BEIJING — Olympic gold-medalist Michael Phelps has been accused by Chinese officials of ingesting highly nutritious substances to enhance his performance in the swimming events. Chow Li Lo, the president of China’s Olympic Committee, says initial tests showed increased levels of vitamins, antioxidants and “other nutrients” in Phelps’s blood.

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