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Phelps Scores Endorsement Deal with Bong Manufacturer

Editors February 12, 2009

HUMBOLDT COUNTY, CA -- Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has signed a three-year endorsement agreement with Toke-Rite Industries,...

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Palestinian Athlete Refuses to Breathe Same Air as Israeli Team

Editors August 16, 2008

A Palestinian Olympic swimmer has declared he will not “breathe the same air” as the Israeli athletes....

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Chinese Accuse Phelps of Performance Enhancement

Editors August 15, 2008

BEIJING -- Olympic gold-medalist Michael Phelps has been accused by Chinese officials of ingesting highly nutritious substances...