WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that his presidency is not legitimate, the government shutdown caused by
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NRA: If Bombing Victims Had Their Own Bombs, They Could Have Fought Back
BOSTON (TheSkunk.org) — NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that if the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing had been carrying their own bombs,
U.S. Surrenders to North Korea
“The time has come when we must let go of the values we held dear from our past and embrace new ones,” said Obama, “values that will be instilled into each of us by our new Supreme Leader at a time and place of his choosing.”
AAA Warns Members of Government ‘Car Grabbers’
“If the government sends their black helicopters to come after our cars,” said AAA President and CEO Robert Darbelnet, “they will be in for the fight of their lives.”
Boehner Proposes Replacing Medicare with Applebee’s Coupon
Speaker John Boehner proposed replacing Medicare with a coupon good for 10% off at Applebee’s restaurants.
GOP Blames Loss on Too Many People Voting for Other Candidate
Republicans have been reflecting on the results of the 2012 presidential election, trying to find an explanation for the humiliating defeat that left their party shell-shocked and grieving.
Romney Begins Construction on His Presidential Library One Week Before Election
Romney said the library will offer a comprehensive look at his presidency, including an entire wing dedicated to “my landslide victory in the 2012 election.”
Undecided Voters Drawn Toward Romney's Indecisiveness
A new survey today of undecided voters found that either 60% or 75% or 32% of them were drawn toward Mitt Romney, because of the kinship they feel with the former Massachusetts Governor’s history of flip-flops, indecisiveness and fluctuating opinions.
Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory
Mitt Romney slammed President Obama for squandering millions of taxpayer dollars in a real estate transaction with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Imaginary Obama Polling Higher Than Romney
In a new CNN poll released immediately following the Republican National Convention, the imaginary President Obama created by actor Clint Eastwood leads Mitt Romney by 15 points.
