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Obama to Send Former President Bush to World's Hot Spots

Braddon Mendelson July 17, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he...

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CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs

Braddon Mendelson April 30, 2009

ATLANTA -- Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of...

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Obama Approves Sandwich-Boarding

Braddon Mendelson April 25, 2009

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order today approving the use of "Sandwich Boarding" to...

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Obama Wants Citizens to Print their Own Money

Braddon Mendelson February 16, 2009 23

DENVER -- The way out of the country's economic woes is to let citizens print their own...

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• Election 2008

Obama Invites Snipers to Inauguration

Braddon Mendelson January 16, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen...

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• Business

"Black Friday" to Be Renamed Under Obama

Braddon Mendelson November 28, 2008

CHICAGO -- As one of his first orders as President of the United States, Barack Obama pledged...

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• Election 2008

Breaking News: McCain Asks to Suspend Election

Braddon Mendelson September 24, 2008

NEW YORK — Republican John McCain said Wednesday he wants to postpone the 2008 presidential election in...

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• Election 2008

New McCain Strategy: I'm Blacker than Obama

Braddon Mendelson September 22, 2008

PHILADELPHIA -- In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans,...

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• Election 2008

Disorganized Community Seeks Return of Obama

Braddon Mendelson September 14, 2008

POETS BEND, IL — “Bring back Barack!”  came the cries from this small town on the southside...

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• Election 2008

Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

Braddon Mendelson September 10, 2008

FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin...

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