Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.
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Black Guy Who Appears Behind Romney at Campaign Rallies Asks for Raise
George K. Johnson, who was brought onto the Romney campaign in 2011 to “give the illusion of African America support,” said he receives $5 per appearance.
Romney Campaign Reveals Debate Zingers
DENVER (TheSkunk.org) — The Romney campaign has released a list of the so-called “zingers” Governor Romney will be using at the debate against Barack Obama
Romney's Campaign Shuttle Flies Over 47% of the Country
Mitt Romney’s flight thrills fans nationwide.
Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media
BOSTON — Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took down his Facebook page Monday and replaced it with the words “Go Away,” making him the first politician to use antisocial media to spread his detached message of aloofness and indifference to American voters.
Herman Cain Suspends His Marriage
ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) – Saying the bevy of “false accusations” against him have been hurtful to his wife and family, presidential candidate Herman Cain announced today the suspension of his 43-year marriage to Gloria Cain.
Bachmann Gets Endorsement Deal with Thorazine
The antipsychotic drug Thorazine has been named the official medication of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign.
Secluded Republican Voter Thinks 2000 Presidential Campaign is Still Going On
Anthropologists from the University of Ohio discovered a Republican voter isolated deep in the Appalachian hills who thinks the 2000 presidential campaign is still going on.
Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016
Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election.
