GM Recalling Every Car it Ever Made
DETROIT (TheSkunk.org) — In light of reported fatalities related to faulty ignition switches and power…
DETROIT (TheSkunk.org) — In light of reported fatalities related to faulty ignition switches and power…
General Motors Corp. is recalling 1.5 million vehicles because of potential cranial impalings.
WASHINGTON — The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to “tone down” the quality and appeal of their products, so that the big three American car companies can compete more effectively.
A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle.
Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.
DETROIT — The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail their respective firms out from under their mismanagement and poor judgment, have issued a statement today outlining plans for their joint suicide. Should any of the Big Three automakers be unable to repay the billions of dollars they are requesting from the federal government, all three CEOs have vowed to kill themselves.
DETROIT — On the heels of Ford CEO Alan Mulally’s promise to work for $1…
WASHINGTON, DC — Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday, seeking government assistance for their flailing industry.