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February 1, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Haitians Eagerly Await Arrival of iPads

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Haitians Eagerly Await Arrival of iPads

CUPERTINO, CA — CEO Steve Jobs announced today that Apple will ship ten million iPads to Haiti to aid the disaster-stricken country.

January 30, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Americans Turn to Haiti for Medical Care

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Americans Turn to Haiti for Medical Care

To stay alive, Arlindi knew he would have to travel to the devastated third-world country.

January 15, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

GOP Opposes 'Public Option' for Haitians

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GOP Opposes 'Public Option' for Haitians

WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of government money to provide medical aid to Haitian earthquake victims.

January 13, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Haiti to Replace Missionaries with Jews

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Haiti to Replace Missionaries with Jews

Haitians are asking the world to stop sending missionaries to their devastated country, and send Jews instead.

January 12, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Haitians Despondent over Simon Cowell Departure from ‘Idol’

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Haitians Despondent over Simon Cowell Departure from ‘Idol’

“I can’t believe he’s leaving us,” said Jean Leponte, who waded through the knee-high debris of his collapsed mud-and-stick hut, searching for his 14-year-old daughter and handmade Susan Boyle coffee mug. “The show will never be the same without his blunt brand of in-your-face honesty.”

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