politics

Republicans File Bankruptcy in Court of Ideas

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican National Committee filed for bankruptcy today in the U.S. Court of Ideas, citing decades of doctrines that don’t work and an inability to generate new thoughts and workable models for society.

Bush Seeks New Country to Bungle

CRAWFORD — Having recently traded in his White House address for a suburban home in this quiet Texas community, former President George Bush has expressed his desire to reenter public life by becoming the leader of some other yet-to-be-determined country.

Proposition 95

Confused about Proposition 95? This political commercial might help. But we doubt it.