FAIRHOPE, AL (TheSkunk.org) — Christian protestors expressed their outrage yesterday outside the Wal-Mart on County Road, after someone in their Church discovered Hanukkah wrapping paper for sale in a bin at the end of the Christmas aisle.
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Employment Up for Stupid People
Employment among imbeciles and morons rose 10% in the 2nd quarter of 2009, according to a new report released today by the U.S. Bureau of Statistics.
Union Bank Vagina Preferred over Walmart Puckered Anus
In a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a swollen red vagina, to Walmart’s yellow puckered anus, by a margin of two-to-one.
The Great Walmart* Footnote Contest
Walmart has changed its logo for 2008 by adding an asterisk to the end of their name, but we observant editors at The Skunk have noticed there is no corresponding footnote.* So we decided our readers should create one.
