Crime

Ponzi Heirs Sue Madoff for Infringement

Ponzi Family Sues Bernie Madoff

NEW YORK — Descendants of legendary scammer Charles Ponzi (1882-1949) sued Bernard Madoff today for infringing on the rights to their patriarch’s proprietary system of bilking money from innocent investors.

Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison

Warren Jeffs Newfound Republicanism

Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp Warren Jeffs converted to Republicanism.

New Evidence of Kennedy Conspiracy

Researchers are at odds over whether Senator Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor originated from the back of his head or the top of his forehead.