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Governor McDonnell Announces New State Name

Virginia Governor Changes State’s Name to ‘Vagina’

March 10, 2012

“The State of Virginia cares about your vagina,” said McDonnell at a ceremony marking the state’s new moniker, “and that’s we can proudly say we are now all citizens of Vagina, and why I’m so proud to serve as your duly elected Vaginal head.”

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Sarah Palin

Palin Vagina Announces Run for Senate

By • on November 10, 2009

The vagina of former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced this morning its plan to run for the Senate seat from Alaska in 2010. The vagina said it is no longer associated with Palin, and looks forward to expressing its own views, independent of the former Alaska governor. “I’ve been

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Vagina vs. Puckered Anus

Union Bank Vagina Preferred over Walmart Puckered Anus

By • on August 14, 2009

In a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a swollen red vagina, to Walmart’s yellow puckered anus, by a margin of two-to-one. “People have always associated the banking industry with that very special female part,” according to Mel Wornauschky, Vice President

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Madoff and Ford

Madoff Seeks Partnership with Ford

By • on July 23, 2009

DURHAM, NC — Upon learning that Ford Motor Company posted a surprise second-quarter profit of $2.3 billion, convicted investment manager Bernard Madoff announced his intention to partner with the American automaker to create an energy-efficient all-green vehicle called the “Ponzi.” Madoff

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