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Virginia Governor Changes State’s Name to ‘Vagina’

March 10, 2012 | By | Reply More
Virginia Governor Changes State’s Name to ‘Vagina’

“The State of Virginia cares about your vagina,” said McDonnell at a ceremony marking the state’s new moniker, “and that’s we can proudly say we are now all citizens of Vagina, and why I’m so proud to serve as your duly elected Vaginal head.”

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Palin Vagina Announces Run for Senate

November 10, 2009 | By | Reply More
Palin Vagina Announces Run for Senate

The vagina of former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced this morning its plan to run for the Senate seat from Alaska in 2010.

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Madoff Seeks Partnership with Ford

July 23, 2009 | By | Reply More
Madoff Seeks Partnership with Ford

DURHAM, NC — Upon learning that Ford Motor Company posted a surprise second-quarter profit of $2.3 billion, convicted investment manager Bernard Madoff announced his intention to partner with the American automaker to create an energy-efficient all-green vehicle called the “Ponzi.”

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