How Long do You See The Current Recession Lasting?

I reckon she’s a-gonna last long enough for us to get a-plenty hungry. We already begun eatin’ cah-yoots instead of yer more expensive main staples, side-winders and jackalopes. Dang, I miss chawin’ a good jackalope antler…

— Bob Galford,
Retired Crossing Guard,
Amarillo, TX