Is it okay for cashiers to say ‘Merry Christmas’?

The cashier should first determine if the customer is, in fact, merry. Inquire, for example, the state of their relationships, the quantity of their 401k funds and perhaps most telling, have they had a good bowel movement today. Merry, indeed.

— Rep. Sal Dennison,
Ohio

The cashier should first determine if the customer is, in fact, merry. Inquire, for example, the state of their relationships, the quantity of their 401k funds and perhaps most telling, have they had a good bowel movement today. Merry, indeed.

— Rep. Sal Dennison,
Ohio

Braddon Mendelson