As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the Union Address, sources familiar with the President’s speech say it will consist of only the best words that any president has ever uttered in the history of the nation.
“The President knows so many great words,” noted one source, “they can almost be used to complete an entire sentence.” Trump is purported to have created a list of over two dozen words that he considers the “best,” and has instructed his staff to arrange them into sentences and paragraphs.
According to the source, Americans will hear their leader spouting off words that are “so much better than the ones they use in everyday life.”
“No one else has ever dared use the words that I will be using tonight,” said the President in a press conference earlier in the day. “History will rank me at the top in regards to the best words used by any president of any country -– even ones where they don’t speak English.”
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He just about did exactly that!!