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July 14, 2009November 29, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Should the City of Los Angeles pay for Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service?

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Should the City of Los Angeles pay for Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service?

“I think the Jackson family should be required to pay everyone in Los Angeles $5000 each. Plus each resident gets to choose one Jackson to provide naked housecleaning services. You listening, Tito?”

— Benjamin Colt,
Santa Clarita, CA

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