Year: 2009

• Entertainment

Larry King Researches Guest Before Interview

Editors May 25, 2009

LOS ANGELES -- CNN host Larry King stunned television viewers last week by researching the background and...

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• For the Record

For the Record 002

Editors May 24, 2009

In a recent article, we referred to the former Vice President as “Prick Cheney.” We regret not...

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• Skunk Nation

Gitmo Prison to House Bush Library

Editors May 23, 2009

Once the last of the terrorists has been relocated, the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay will be...

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• Crime

Craigslist to Create New Section for Stalkers, Victims

Editors May 22, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO -- Craigslist officials announced today they will be adding a new category exclusively for Stalkers...

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• Entertainment

Bad Singer Sues American Idol for Discrimination

Editors May 22, 2009 5

TRENTON -- An atrocious singer from New Jersey sued the producers of American Idol, claiming unfair employment...

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• Business

Guantanamo Detainee New CEO of Chrysler

Editors May 20, 2009

DETROIT/GUANTANAMO BAY -- Terrorist Abdullah Reza Mafabi, imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with Al Qaeda, is...

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• Business
• Culture

New Microsoft Automobile Needs Reboot

Editors May 19, 2009

SEATTLE -- Bill Gates has thrown his hat into the auto manufacturing ring. Microsoft's first generation...

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• Politics

Specter Switches Genders

Editors May 18, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Following his surprising switch to the Democratic Party, Senator Arlen Specter has announced that as...

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• Celebrity
• Culture
• Trump

Trump Defends Miss California as "Perfectly Doable"

Editors May 16, 2009

The growing controversy as to whether or not Miss California should keep her crown ended today when...

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• Crime

Gunman Targets Online University

Editors May 12, 2009

THE INTERNET -- Armed with a single Xbox controller, an assailant went on a rampage at Allerman...

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