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Month: March 2010

March 26, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Republicans Claim Victory in Passing Healthcare Reform

WASHINGTON — In an apparent about-face, members of the Republican party are not only embracing the recently passed Health Care reform legislation as their own, but insisting its success stems from two minor provisions GOP leaders insisted be stricken from the bill on a technicality.

March 25, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Military Proposes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Suck’ Policy

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Military Proposes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Suck’ Policy

“We believe this rule will greatly reduce the amount of oral copulation occurring on the battlefield,” said Gates. “The United States can no longer afford to have our men in uniform mouth-fucking one another in time of war.”

March 3, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Gun Advocates Assert Right to Kill Things

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Gun Advocates Assert Right to Kill Things

“It’s our Second Amendment right to kill anything we want, at a time and place of our choosing,” said Thomas Crendelly, head of Gun Owners Against Laws Against Killing. “It’s time for gun owners to stand up and kill something without interference from politicians.”

March 2, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Senator Wants Nation’s Jobless to be His Servants

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Senator Wants Nation’s Jobless to be His Servants

“They should consider it an internship,” said Bunning. “They will learn the inner workings of my life — where I keep the toilet paper, for instance, and how I clip my toenails — while gaining valuable, real-world job experience.”

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