House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months
Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP’s hatred of President Obama for another six months.
Month: 13 years ago
Murdochs Make Offer to Acquire UK Parliament
Publishing tycoon Rupert Murdoch and his son James made an offer to purchase the British Parliament.
What are their plans?
North Korea Reports 500,000 Dissidents Killed by Freak Lightning Strike
North Korean officials claim that over half a million dissidents, protestors and human rights activists were recently killed by a lightning strike that hit the entire country.
Bachmann Gets Endorsement Deal with Thorazine
The antipsychotic drug Thorazine has been named the official medication of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign.
Bachmann's Husband Counsels Blacks to Convert to White
The husband of presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann said he uses so-called “color correction therapy” in his counseling practice to help African Americans transform themselves into white people.
Bus Accident Causes Damage to Bus
FLAXEN, MO (TheSkunk.org) — A school bus accident that killed 23 people caused major damages to the bus, which will take at least six weeks to put back into working order.
Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels
STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.
America's Visa Gold Card Cancelled
Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.
Nude Photo of Gov. Chris Christie Crashes Internet
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today denied uploading a nude photo of himself to his Twitter account — an image which caused the Internet to completely shut down for three hours on Tuesday.
Bachmann Confuses George Washington Carver with George Washington
Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.
