Pizza Execs Never Heard of Herman Cain
Executives from the Nebraska-based restaurant chain issued a statement Friday denying that Cain ever worked for their company.
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Pizza Delivery Boy Retiring from Adult Film Industry
CANOGA PARK, CA — A local pizza delivery boy told reporters yesterday he is tired of walking onto the set of a porno film whenever he makes a home delivery.
Herman Cain Predicts Country will Mourn his Death More than Steve Jobs
“I’m not discounting Mr. Jobs for inventing the iPhone and iPad — those are very useful items,” said Cain, “but I was the one who came up with the pepperoni and sausage value pie for 6.99.”
Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies
Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”
