Detective Dan can identify over 3000 different varieties of feces just by smelling them, yet he still can’t find a woman to settle down with.
Month: December 2012
Historic Document Reveals Founding Fathers Wanted Mentally Ill to Kill Many People at Once
“A free state must not constrain an individual from eradicating his fellow citizens en masse,” wrote Adams.
Boehner Proposes Replacing Medicare with Applebee’s Coupon
Speaker John Boehner proposed replacing Medicare with a coupon good for 10% off at Applebee’s restaurants.
Apple to Manufacture iMacs in U.S. with Chinese Workers
Apple executives believe it has become financially advantageous to assemble the computers domestically, using Chinese labor.
5000 New Starbucks to Open Inside Starbucks
The store openings will ease the problem of customers not having anything to drink while waiting in line to order their drink.
