“People want the GOP to stop using the same old typeface,” explained Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, “and replace it with something that is more visually alluring.”
Month: March 2013
North Dakota Bill Allows Fetuses to Own Guns
North Dakota became the first state on Monday to pass fetal firearm legislation, which extends 2nd Amendment rights to the unborn.
Boy Scouts to Remove ‘Friendly, Courteous, Kind’ from Scout Law
“As a private organization, we can legally discriminate against anyone,” said BSA Executive Vice President Leonard Moffatt. “For example, if we thought the Jewish boys were getting too powerful, we could ban them altogether.”
Mitt Romney 'Shellshocked' After Losing Papal Election to Argentine Socialist
According to a senior adviser, Romney was “shellshocked” upon learning that he lost the papacy to Jorge Mario Bergoglio, now known as Pope Francis.
Rand Paul Pisses on Floor of Senate Chamber for 13 Hours
Paul said the purpose of his marathon urination session was to delay the vote on the confirmation of John Brennan as CIA director, by “making the Senate floor really uncomfortable to walk on.”
