The cashier should first determine if the customer is, in fact, merry. Inquire, for example, the state of their relationships, the quantity of their 401k funds and perhaps most telling, have they had a good bowel movement today. Merry, indeed.
— Rep. Sal Dennison,
Ohio
Yes, but only to the Jewish ones, just to see what kind of reaction they get.
— Rabbi Moses Edelberger,
Cincinnati, Ohio
The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
“Only if he’s a lying, racist, ignorant criminal. Other than that, sure, why not?”
— Dr. Franklin Bamalabiddi,
Criminology Professor,
MIT
Melania Trump has decided to change the name of her anti-bullying campaign, from “Be Best” to “Be Da Best.”
A black man who was shot by police at a mall should have camouflaged himself by changing skin color, say authorities.
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump condemned the chuckles and guffaws directed at
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
