First Lady Changes Name of ‘Be Best’ Campaign to ‘Be Da Best’

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Responding to a plethora of criticism from grammarians and linguistic experts, Melania Trump has decided to change the name of her anti-bullying campaign, from “Be Best” to “Be Da Best.”

The original moniker angered many Americans, who instinctively realized the phrase’s construction was not the proper syntax used when stating a superlative.

“I understand that my sentence construction was a little awkward for native English speakers,” explained the First Lady, “so I change it ‘Be Da Best,’ in order that everybody can be best – I mean – da best.”