Trump Accuses Democrats of Conspiring to Vote Him Out of Office

Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed that Democrats have been conspiring to amass the largest voter turnout in history for the purpose of removing him from office.

“They say it’s a conspiracy the likes of which has never before been seen,” Trump opined. “The Russia thing was a hoax, but this is really happening in the United States and it’s bad for the American people. They’re networking, they’re registering citizens to vote and they’re encouraging people to vote for Joe Biden.  It’s unfair, un-American, and we’re going to be looking into it.”

Trump insisted this activity will cause the election to be rigged. “Massive hoards of Democrats are telephoning random voters and talking to their neighbors to get them to the polls to mark their ballots against me,” he said. “They are intentionally making sure that Biden gets more votes than I do, and I intend to sue them.”

“It’s voter collusion,” he insisted. “It’s unfair to me and my family and I won’t let it stand. If I lose this election, it’s only because the Democrats rigged it by encouraging more people to vote for my opponent.”

“If I’m elected for another term,” he added, “I’ll make sure certain Americans can never organize against me like this again.”