Detective Dan, Professional Crap Sniffer

Detective Dan can identify over 3000 different varieties of feces just by smelling them, yet he still can't find a woman to settle down with.

Braddon Mendelson December 19, 2012 (Last updated: December 9, 2018) 1 minute read

Detective Dan can identify over 3000 different varieties of feces just by smelling them, yet he still can’t find a woman to settle down with.