Senekot Introduces New Line of Chewable Poop Gummies

Chicago (TheSkunk.org) — The brand that claims it has cleared more bowels than any competitor in history, on Thursday announced a new addition to its line of laxatives. Senokot is marketing its “Poop Gummies” to a whole new generation of the constipated, and customers are responding enthusiastically.

“Let’s face it,” said Merl Poplark, “people like poop, and we’ve been helping them extract it for generations. These new chewables are just an extension of what we do.”

Over one million of the adorable new feces-shaped gummie ingestibles have been sold in only the first week of release. “Taking a laxative has never been a pleasant experience — until now,” said Poplark. “Who doesn’t like the taste of a gelation shit pile sweatened with sucrose?”

The poop gummies come in several colors and flavors, such as berry, pineapple and, of course, plain shit.