NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) – Residents of Trump Tower have signed a petition asking that Trump’s name be removed from the 58-story building. Although the famous
Author: Braddon Mendelson
Justice Ginsburg Apologizes for Calling Trump ‘A Faker’; Says ‘Egomaniacal Shit Stain’ More Appropriate
Had she thought about it, explained Ginsburg, she would have referred to the Republican Presidential nominee as an “ego-maniacal shit stain” or a “puss-infused phlegm ball.”
Image of Marco Rubio Blowing Great Dane Photoshopped, Claims Campaign
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A photo released online by the Ted Cruz campaign depicting Marco Rubio performing oral sex on a Great Dane is not authentic,
Trump Vows to Bring Scalia Back from the Dead
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) — Claiming that he has a “knack for bringing the deceased back to life,” Donald Trump told a crowd of evangelical voters
Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI
HUNTSVILLE, AR (TheSkunk.org) — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions of innocent turkeys just prior to the American festival of
Trump’s Plan to Deport Illegals Would Exclude the Ones Working for Him
New York (TheSkunk.org) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump today clarified his position on illegal immigration, saying his plan to deport millions of undocumented immigrants would
Bobby Jindal Unveils Campaign Strategy to Hypnotize Voters
Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
