Senekot Introduces New Line of Chewable Poop Gummies
Chicago (TheSkunk.org) — The brand that claims it has cleared more bowels than any competitor…
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Coal Miners Blast Trump for Bringing Back Coal Mining
CUCUMBER, WV (TheSkunk.org) — A group of coal miners criticized President Trump today for his…
Trump Offers to Buy Iran, Evict ‘Tenants’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Calling the President’s recently negotiated treaty with the leadership of Iran…
GM Recalling Every Car it Ever Made
DETROIT (TheSkunk.org) — In light of reported fatalities related to faulty ignition switches and power…
Disney Acquires Porn Company
BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media,…
Apple to Manufacture iMacs in U.S. with Chinese Workers
Apple executives believe it has become financially advantageous to assemble the computers domestically, using Chinese labor.
5000 New Starbucks to Open Inside Starbucks
The store openings will ease the problem of customers not having anything to drink while waiting in line to order their drink.
Keystone Pipeline Spill Would Employ Thousands, Says Romney
Mitt Romney said that on his first day in office he will approve the Keystone Pipeline, which will create hundreds of thousands of jobs in the oil clean-up industry within two years.
The 10 Greatest Jobs of 2012
As 2012 looms just around the corner, The Skunk is pleased to present its annual assessment of the ten greatest jobs of the new year.
Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula
ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) — The Coca-Cola Company today announced the reintroduction of cocaine back into its popular soft drink after an absence of over a hundred years.
