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Miley Cyrus to Replace Paul Walker in ‘Fast & Furious’ Sequel
HOLLYWOOD, CA (TheSkunk.org) — Twerky-jerky pop star Miley Cyrus will be replacing the late actor Paul Walker in the “Fast & Furious” sequels, according to
Rand Paul’s Plagiarism Apology Lifted from Anthony Weiner Speech
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Sen. Rand Paul’s apology for using plagiarized passages in his speeches appears to have been extracted from a speech given by former
GOP Alternative to Obamacare: Insurance by Skin Color
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation proposed on Monday a system of healthcare that would base insurance rates on the color of
Dr. Murray to Open Celebrity Sleep Clinic
Beverly Hills (TheSkunk.org) — Dr. Conrad Murray, the former personal physician to the late pop icon Michael Jackson, plans to open a new medical clinic
GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that his presidency is not legitimate, the government shutdown caused by
New iPhone Hybrid Has Gasoline Engine That Kicks In When Power Dies
CUPERTINO, CA (TheSkunk.org) – Apple has announced the release of its new iPhone H hybrid, the first smart phone to include a gasoline engine that
Spider Accuses Homeowners of Using Chemical Weapons
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — A black widow spider residing at the 3700 block of Elm Street has issued a formal protest against homeowners Mr. and
San Diego Issues Heightened Filner Alert
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) – Another mayoral harassment will occur sometime in the next 30 days, according to information obtained by the Department of Homeland Impurity.
