Washington (TheSkunk.org) — President Trump today issued an executive order changing the name of “Greenland” to “White Land.” The president has been trying to acquire
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Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum
Indigoing, Going, Gone! WASHINGTON DC (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement from the White House, President Trump today told reporters he would be removing the
Trump Accuses Democrats of Conspiring to Vote Him Out of Office
Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed that Democrats have been conspiring to amass the largest voter
Poll: Cat Turd Leads Trump by 11 Percentage Points Nationally in Head-to-Head Matchup
WASHINGTON (TheSkung.org) – If the 2020 election were held today, a new poll shows that Trump would lose to excrement from various animals, including a
Trump Slated to Use ‘Best Words’ for State of the Union Address
As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the Union Address, sources familiar with the President’s speech say it
Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump condemned the chuckles and guffaws directed at
Giuliani: Trump Could Still Be President If Imprisoned
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President Trump would have to give up his presidency while serving
Trump to Build His Own Prison
New York (TheSkunk.org) —- President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where he plans to reside with his family in about nine
